Glonky
Glonky is the neon-green center of the Glonkyverse: part explorer, part troublemaker, part walking sugar rush, and absolutely convinced that every questionable idea deserves at least one attempt.
Nobody is entirely sure what a Glonky actually is. This includes Glonky.
Who Exactly Is Glonky?
That's an excellent question. Unfortunately, Glonky is probably the least qualified person to answer it.
Glonky appeared in Glonk City with a pair of sneakers, a backwards purple cap, an alarming tolerance for sour candy, and the immediate assumption that everyone he met was already his friend.
Since then, he's become an unavoidable part of city life. He's explored practically every alley, rooftop, garden, shop and suspicious doorway in town. He knows citizens in every district and has an uncanny ability to arrive exactly where something interesting is about to happen.
Whether that's extraordinary luck or the fact that Glonky himself is usually responsible for something interesting happening remains an open question.
What nobody questions is his enthusiasm. Glonky approaches every mystery, problem and adventure with complete confidence that things will probably work out.
Eventually.
100% Glonky
Glonky Loves
- Extremely sour candy
- Skate shoes
- Exploring Glonk City
- Meeting new people
- Ridiculous ideas
- Buttons marked “DO NOT PUSH”
- Anything neon green
Glonky Does Not Love
- Waiting
- Running out of candy
- Long instructions
- Being told something can't be done
- Closed doors
- Giving up
- Questions requiring one-word answers
Glonky Facts
Friends, Accomplices & Bad Influences
Pigeon G
Glonky's source for rumors, clues and information that Glonky absolutely promises he won't repeat.
Trash Panda
Supplier of useful objects, questionable objects and objects whose original ownership is better left unexplored.
Gnomeo
Glonky considers Gnomeo a mentor. Gnomeo considers Glonky the reason retirement should come with a locked gate.
Cuppa Chaos
The only citizen in Glonk City who can consistently match Glonky's energy. This concerns everyone.
The Adventure Usually Starts Here.
Glonky's curiosity makes him the natural explorer of Glonk City. A missing donut, a strange noise behind the Fresh Market, a mysterious package in Dumpster Heights or a rumor from Rooftop Row is all the excuse he needs.
Through Glonky, every district becomes another place to explore, every citizen becomes somebody worth meeting, and even the smallest problem has the potential to become a very large adventure.
I don't know what's in there either.
That's why we have to open it.