Pigeon G
Pigeon G sees Glonk City from a different angle: mostly from above, usually while judging everyone below it.
He is the self-appointed boss of Rooftop Row, collector of useful information, and the bird you talk to when you need to know what is really happening around town.
The Bird Above the City
Nobody officially put Pigeon G in charge of the rooftops. Pigeon G considers this an irrelevant technicality.
From his favorite perch high above Glonk City, G watches deliveries arrive, citizens come and go, doors open after hours and unattended sandwiches become available. Very little happens without eventually coming to his attention.
Over time, that talent for noticing things became an entire information network. Pigeons talk. Shopkeepers talk. Delivery drivers talk. Trash Panda definitely talks when the price is right. Pigeon G listens to all of them.
He calls what he collects intelligence. Everyone else calls it gossip until they urgently need some.
G has cultivated a reputation for being impatient, unimpressed and approximately one inconvenience away from leaving the conversation. Underneath the attitude, though, he is fiercely protective of Glonk City and the weird collection of citizens who live there.
He would prefer that last part not become common knowledge.
Respect the Rooftop
Pigeon G Approves Of
- Rooftops with a clear view
- Information nobody else has yet
- Sunflower seeds
- Gold chains
- Being right
- Short conversations
- People who understand the value of a favor
Pigeon G Has No Time For
- Seagulls
- Unnecessary questions
- Being interrupted
- People touching his stuff
- Bad information
- Long explanations
- Being called “just a pigeon”
Pigeon G Facts
Friends, Contacts & Questionable Associates
Glonky
A walking source of trouble, rumors and unexpected developments. G complains about him constantly and keeps watching out for him anyway.
Trash Panda
A valuable trading partner. G provides information; Trash Panda provides objects whose origins are rarely discussed.
Gnomeo
One of the few citizens G considers genuinely difficult to surprise. Their conversations contain a lot of grumbling and surprisingly little disagreement.
Cuppa Chaos
Useful when something needs to happen immediately. Exhausting when nothing does.
If Something Happened, G Probably Saw It.
Pigeon G is Glonk City’s unofficial intelligence network. Strange vehicle Downtown? Ask G. Missing delivery? Ask G. Somebody sneaking through Market Mile after closing? He already knows.
For Glonky and the rest of the crew, G is often the first source of a clue, warning or rumor that turns an ordinary day into another adventure. The information is usually accurate. The attitude is included free of charge.
I know a guy who knows a guy.
That’s all you need to know.